# If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?

Q. If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have A. Very large hands

Math is made of 50 percent formulas, 50 percent proofs and 50 percent imagination.

Q: What has 6 wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck.

What did the zero say to the 8? Nice Belt!

Why didn’t the two 4’s feel like dinner? Because they already 8.

Why is the number six so scared? Because seven eight nine!