Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right
Why did the mathematical tree fall over? Because it had no real roots!
What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers? A geome-tree.
What is the derivative of optimus? Optimus Prime!
2000 pounds of dumplings roughly equals won ton.
Math puns are the first sine of madness.
Pi are not round. Pi are squared
Without geometry, life is pointless.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
Q. If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have A. Very large hands