# Why is the obtuse triangle always upset

Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because it is never right

# Why did the mathematical tree fall over?

Why did the mathematical tree fall over? Because it had no real roots!

# What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers?

What do you call a tree that is made up of numbers? A geome-tree.

# What is the derivative of optimus?

What is the derivative of optimus? Optimus Prime!

# 2000 pounds of dumplings roughly equals won ton.

2000 pounds of dumplings roughly equals won ton.

# Math puns are the first sine of madness.

Math puns are the first sine of madness.

# Pi are not round. Pi are squared

Pi are not round. Pi are squared

# Without geometry, life is pointless.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

# There are three types of people in the world

There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.

# If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have?

Q. If you had 4 apples and 5 oranges in one hand and 6 apples and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have A. Very large hands